just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i believe in u and ur pee
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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