We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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