listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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