Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
