There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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