So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.