I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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