I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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