don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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