now i know why i became what i already was.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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