Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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