She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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