i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dick very happy bro
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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