He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if only i could text you this smell
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Couch. On fire.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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