Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Success! We fucked roommates!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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