Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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