He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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