There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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