Yo dont text me then not text me
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
