Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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