Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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