you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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