youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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