I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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