i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
im holly from the hills drunk
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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