she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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