do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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