no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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