This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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