mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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