I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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