I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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