I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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