Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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