If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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