STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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