ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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