Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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