Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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