Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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