He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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