just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I miss vodka workout Fridays
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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