so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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