So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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