so that wasnt chicken after all
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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