In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
NoShamevember. You game?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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