Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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