They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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