I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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