I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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