so that wasnt chicken after all
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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