How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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