I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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