I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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