I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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