i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The power of my boobs compel you
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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