Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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