if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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