So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
