OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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